: How are people still calling a baby “precious” post-LOTR. I’m so grossed out every …

: “Boop beep, money money money,” she said with a smirk while the neonate’s forehead …

: You and your partner in a shared moment, carved out, noticing that this life is the noticing of …

: Let losing sleep radicalize you!

: When the neonate rents open (the world), I’ve never felt a stronger urge to scream within …

: I bought the domain “feminist.dad”. My first thought is a public intranet of …

: Shitting and puking and farting and squirming and scrunching and stretching and

: The neonate on my chest, light as this fog-cum-drizzle that’s partially evaporated. They are …

: All my memories before now feel laminated, shot through an overhead projector across lecture hall. …

: If you’re rocking the neonate up and down, leave the upper body alone and bend at the knees. …

: A week before she was born, the woman at the front desk introduced herself as “sequoia.” …

: You’ll topple that which stands in your way with jagged confidence while you’re having a …

: NAMES early girl tomato little monster my unaverse the unaverse little nut little nut hatch my una …

: Good things are laying horizontal next to each other, falling in and out of sleep alacritous latch B …

: While watching the mother breastfeed the early girl tomato, I noticed her shoulders tensing. …

: Perhaps the most frequent utterance on the training floor is “relax your shoulder.” The …